satsunon:

telling your friends about your sad headcanons

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metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

(元記事: foxxinthewind (bonespanekから))

hedislimanefortarget:

but your bird can NEVER

(persistingから)

chrisdaps:

littlequeentrashmouth:

Yoink! moments from The Simpsons

So THIS is why I say yoink so much!

Saying “Yoink!” legally gives you possession of the item which you’ve yoinked.

(元記事: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours (needtodiscoverから))

trash-bones:

this set makes me feel really content.

(元記事: catsbeaversandducks (gekkonorondoから))

kristoffbjorgman:

mulxn:

Elsa, the Pizza Queen

dom-i-nos
dom-i-nos
not pizza hut or papa joe’s

dom-i-nos
dom-i-noooos
my pizzas are for the pros

i don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anyway

(出典: queenelxa)

rong [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

(出典: fyeah-chanyeol)

lepipehd:

Video (x)

sextuplet:

Nelina Trubach-Moshnikova » Where the Sea

(元記事: kittiezandtittiez (needtodiscoverから))

elkian:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

JUST A LIVELY NOODLE

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(出典: lolgifs.net)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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(sparkytail63から)

dottoraqn:

College students.

(出典: sabrinacaps)