troywagner:

Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

(zaynsbroから)

girls-youvegotanotherone:

(出典: celaborn)

iguanamouth:

dont worry about it

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!! —a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

(元記事: partybarackisinthehousetonight (gekkonorondoから))

#text

(mittenから)

(出典: teenugher)

(元記事: theonion (bloodbvzzから))

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

image

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(元記事: nickfuckface (leiacakesから))

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hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

official-mens-frights-activist:

fartpiss:

cute-overload:

She refused to get out of the water.

100% me always

this waterdog soothes my soul

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(元記事: um-stop (thehilariousblogから))

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(astronomizedから)

panicatthenipnops:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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devils-in-my-head:

marnla:

killing it

me at da club

(出典: generichenle)