domuscaligari:

nightmarekite:

edgebug:

strawberrieninja:

aranzeb:

JESUS CHRIST

This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.

FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

I feel like I just walked in on something very private

(元記事: fuckyesdeadpool (accionerdsから))

simsgonewrong:

Oh? You want to use the bathroom?

YOU’LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH A MAZE MUA HAHA

(moguriから)

moornin:

i hope yall are having a nice day!!1

curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

(cheyberry1から)

#text #gif

(元記事: raiseusfromperdition (beyoncebeytwiceから))

ceruleancynic:

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight

sleek and elegant predator right here yo

(出典: gifak-net)

#text #gif #cat

THOSE WERE THE DAYS:  ”Robert Downey Jr.” on The Simpsons - S11E1 (aired on September 26, 1999)

(元記事: iwantcupcakes (honeyyoushouldseemeina-mankiniから))

creepylittlecupcake:

Val Hochberg

(出典: CreepyLittleCupcake)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

#text

becausebirds:

BIRD EGG BIRD EGG BIRD EGG

jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

image

(gekkonorondoから)

#text #gif

hicockalorum:

AMANDA VISELL