"I am Bruce Wayne".
"Please touch my butt."
"I’m really into anime."
"Actually, I am gay"
My boyfriend is alien
caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately
whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT AND YOU RELEASE IT THIS BETTER BE SOME SORT OF JOKE AND ITS NOT FUNny
oops i dropped another
arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
THIS POST MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE MUSEUM EACH ONE OF THOSE FRICKS IS LIKE 15000 BELLS DON’T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT WELL OFF THAT YOU DON’T NEED THE MONEY FOR PUBLIC WORKS OR HOUSE LOANS AND SHIT
"Whenever I have to dive in deep dark waters I get freaked out. I know the only creatures that live in the water are the slaughterfish, but I always think something big will pop in my screen."
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Scrolling down this; “Is that a— Oh shit!…. OH SHIT! Ohhh shiiittt, Oh shit!”
I NOSTALGIA’D SO HARD I CAN BARELY BREATHE
They’re on the wrong side of the road. It’s perfect.
Since when? 8[
I am fire I am death
just gonna leave this here before I go to bed